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Are You Really From Beino? ... Take the Beino Test...

Few things are common between people from Beino. Below are 25 bullet points that can be applicable to you. We appologize if we offend you in anyway, but our intend here is to make you laugh wherever you are. Please read and check your score below.

This is to test yourself & family if you are really Binawi:

 

  1. You think Beino is the most beautiful town in the world
  2. Take pride in Beino and Show off when you have visitors – Take them in a tour to Bouhaira and Dahr El Deir
  3. Think that Kibby and Lahm Bkhal is the best meal on earth
  4. Will not enjoy the weekend without having an ERIS KIBBI Mishwi
  5. Can not celebrate Easter without Mrakad, Maamoul and an egg beating game
  6. Go to Church without going inside. Stay outside and mingle with people
  7. Have family or relative somewhere in Africa or Venzuela
  8. Go to Nawfalieh once in a while for a meal and a drink
  9. Criticize everything but do nothing about it
  10. Have a family member or relative who is expert in everything, but doing nothing
  11. Invite people to your house and cook enough to feed an army
  12. Go the Nadi or other café s for a card game or a cup of coffee
  13. At least one family member  who is expert in card game ( Bido, poker, Quatorze)
  14. Sport is not a priority in your life
  15. Hang around the streets and Café and drive around Beino on weekend
  16. Always visit and have your meals with relatives on Sunday
  17. Think that Beino Oil and Olives are the best in the world
  18. Have in your garden either a fig tree, an almond tree or an apricot tree
  19. Think that “Teen bsikar” is the best dessert on earth
  20. Always ensure that supplies of Zaatar, Chanklish and Olive never run out from your house
  21. Have at least one family member working outside of Lebanon
  22. Ensure that you have roses in your garden
  23. Have another house somewhere outside of Beino
  24. If your partner is not from Beino, His/her name is “Jouz/Mart Flen”
  25. If your partner is not form Beino, she/he don’t like to go to Beino because it is too far and boring

 

 

 

 

 

SCORE SHEET

 

1.      If you score 50%, you are an average person from Beino

 

2.      If you score less than 50%. You probably lost it in you – You either do not live or visit Beino enough or you are less than 25 years of age

 

3.      If you score more than 50% - Congratulation, you are a real Beino person

 

4.      If you score 100%. You need help

 


Written By: sbitar
Date Posted: 12/16/2005
Number of Views: 695

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